DISNEY: THE FAIRYTALE CONTINUES
With huge crowds expected to flock to Disney World this year, the proprietors have unveiled state-of-the-art crowd control initiatives.
Children’s favourite, Mickey Mouse, will be seen sporting the latest frolicsome storm trooper costume whilst Cinderella’s Castle will benefit from the addition of real dungeons . . .
A SEASONAL MESSAGE FROM YOUR EMPEROR

Greetings Minions! At this time of year, the winter solstice, it is incumbent upon all of us to reflect upon the message of great spiritual leaders such as Jesus Christ and other pinko liberal troublemakers and, for some us, to congratulate ourselves on how far we have come since those bad old days when the idea that we should all be nice to one another was first insinuated into the affairs of men . . Read More
THE THARG REPORT: INCISIVE ANALYSIS FROM OUR ORBITING CORRESPONDENT


GLOBAL SHORTAGE THREATENS ECONOMY

The government was left reeling with shock today, its plans for economic recovery in tatters, with the discovery of a global shortage of ruthless dictators. Read more ....