Scientists Discover Worst Epidemic in the History of the Universe
Controversy at UN as many Countries Change their Names
A row erupted at the UN today when several countries objected to the Brits describing their country as “Great”.
5,000 Gang Members to enter Rehab to cure Addiction
The gang, masterminded by a small tight-knit cadre of geriatric mental patients is thought to be the most successful and wealthy criminal operation in the history of the universe. With headquarters in Washington and chapters in most countries, its nefarious tendrils extend across the world and several neighbouring planets. It is also known by the names “Gang of Loons” or “The Inebriati”.
Brexit Booster for British Space Programme
The Britsh space effort, which last year put a Chimpanzee on the Isle of Wight, has today received a massive post-Brexit shot in the arm with the news that a major manufacturer will sponsor the construction of an all-British space station, known as the Missionary I on acount of the fact that its orbit will be geosynchronous and thus occupy just one position.
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