Breaking News - Government to Act as Pillow Carnage Escalates


The government has hastily introduced new legislation to ban pillows. 

This latest move is in response to a worrying rise in reported casualties occasioned by the increasing use of these dangerous weapons - as exemplified by this latest street gang incident.


In the effort to get pillows off the streets one scheme that is being considered is a pillows-for-guns exchange in which any gang member who hands over his pillow to the authorities will receive a free gun. . . (more nonsense to follow)


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