Researchers Teach Gorilla that Brexit Stole His Future

In the wake of startling successes in teaching Dennis the Gorilla sign language, researchers at  The University of Neasden have made another breakthrough. Having extended his vocabulary of basic signs to 347, by which he has proven able to communicate and assimilate increasingly complex concepts, they have finally managed to get him to understand how Brexit has stolen his future. A distressed and gloomy Dennis told reporters that what Brexiters have failed to appreciate is . . . 

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